Thursday, July 12, 2012

Man Up

This is a new thing for me. I have decided that the best thing to do in a hurtful situation is to let it hurt you and then grow from the pain. Let it mess your sh*t up and then man up and make yourself a better person in spite of it. Harder than it sounds obviously but as long as you keep your goals in mind you will be better off for it. So when something shitty happens to you, mope around, cry about it, whatever. Just make sure you pick your self up after and move on with your beautiful life.  

Keep It Classy

Now this is a tough lesson to explain because the level of classiness required varies between situations. 
The best way to gauge what you should do in a particular situation is to be aware of your surroundings and also remember FBGM. We are all for making mistakes, that is how people learn. However, you should never be peer pressured into making them. That said, if you wanna get swasty faced at a party and makeout with everyone there. Do it. But if you’re just doing it for attention or because “everyone else is doing it” then you should probably reevaluate somethings in your life. 

F*ck Bitches Get Money

This is one of the most important lessons to learn in life. The meaning isn’t literal. FBGM, is a way of life that means not worrying about anyone else. It means taking care of yourself and do what you think is right for you.
And by take care of yourself, we don’t mean be a selfish bitch who only things of #1. We mean be good to yourself. Be who you are and have as much fun as you can. 
Learn it, live it. 

Less Is More

Another makeup rant: makeup should enhance your beauty. If you can scrap the makeup off your face, you are doing it wrong. I swear, guys won’t notice a thing about your makeup except when it is caked on your face. You might think you are cleverly disguising the stress acne on your chin or the scar you got from burning yourself with your curling iron by piling on the product but trust me less is more. USE CONCEALER. There are thousands of tutorials on YouTube. Here are our favorites:

American Flag Eye Shadow



If your eye makeup looks like the American flag, you are doing it wrong. I am sure you have seen this look before: primary colors. I am talking about the snow-white highlighter color, solid blue over the lid, and red lipstick you probably stole from your mom’s makeup bag. I bet some of you are wondering, “Who would do this?” These are the same young ladies that prompted manufactures to put “do not use in the bathtub” labels on hairdryers. Some people just really don’t have a clue. Luckily, we are here to educate.

Note: don’t be embarrassed if you have done all these things before. Actually on second thought, you should be embarrassed but now that you know, you have no excuse. One of the greatest things in life is to learn from your mistakes and make yourself a better human being, or in this case at least a prettier one. ;)